mikeambro

WTF Toyota?

posted on 21 November 2008 by (no comments)

Okay, as some of you might know my car more or less exploded and I was in a position where fixing it (again) would no longer be worth it. So I purchased a new car, a Toyota. Well, actually it’s a Scion, made by Toyota though. Right. Now that we got the back story outta the way let’s get to the point. WTF Toyota?

Read the following instructions for changing the radio welcome message:

Changing the Opening Screen

With the main unit switched on after pressing the Power button, once the key is turned from the ACC position to the off position and back to ACC again, “Scion” is displayed as the Opening Screen. Users can edit the text themselves to make another Opening Screen, as an alternate to the default “Scion” display. Up to a maximum of 16 characters can be displayed. The procedure is described below.

Section 1: Moving to “Customize Mode” to Enable Editing

  1. With the main unit on, turn the key from the ACC position to the off position.
  2. On the main unit, press and hold MUTE button then turn the to ACC. The horizontal line in the LCD display will start flashing.
  3. Within 15 sec. after confirming the horizontal line is flashing, press and hold the PRESET 1 button then turn the key to OFF position. (If 15 sec. elapses before you complete the button presses, “TIME OUT” will be displayed and the unit will beep twice. If this occurs, repeat the procedure from Step 1).

This completes the shifting to the customize mode.

Section 2: Editing the Text

After Completing the shift to customize mode, a flashing cursor shows the letter that can be edited by selecting a letter starting from “A”. The letter selection method is described below. The time allowed for editing is limited to 60 sec.

  1. Press the PRESET 3 or 4 buttons to change the flashing letter by displaying other letters one by one. The letters will change continuously if you press and hold the PRESET 3 or 4 button. List of letters and numbers that can be selected.
  • Upper case letters (A to Z)
  • Lower case letters (a to z)
  • Numbers 0 to 9, spaces, symbols (!”# and so on)
  1. With the character that you want to select displayed, press the PRESET 6 button to select it. After selecting the character, the cursor moves to the tight so you can edit the next character. After you select the 16th character, the entire line starts flashing. To delete a selected character, press the PRESET 5 button. After you delete a character the cursor shifts left so you can edit the previous character. If you delete all of the text you can edit from the first character.
  2. After you are finished selecting the text for the line, press and hold down the PRESET 6 button. The selected text string is registered as the Opening Screen. The customize mode ends and the registered text string is displayed for 6 sec.

NOTICE:

  • If the unit leaves the customize mode during editing, repeat procedure from section 1 step 2.
  • If the edit is registered with no new text the original Opening Screen, “Scion”, will be restored.

Section 3:

The next time the ACC is switched on, the text edited by the user will be displayed

NOTICE:

To avoid draining the battery, do not leave the car audio on longer than necessary when the engine is not running.

My only problems with this one are your time limit and the fact that a normal human operates the ignition key and radio with the same hand. Toyota wants you to both at the same time. Other than that the English annoys me. Yes the whole this is word for word. If you don’t find yourself saying WTF Toyota yet try this next one. This is from the cars security system manual.

PROGRAMMING:

The SCION – Security is factory-set to not Passively Arm. To change the system’s operation for Passive Arming operation, as well as adjust the Entry Dela time, follow the procedure below. For more information on this feature, please refer to page 7.

PASSIVE ARMING ON/OFF SELECTION, ENTRY DELAY TIME SELECTION:

  1. Before you begin: Open the driver’s door. Close the remaining doors and the trunk or hatch. Unlock all doors with the inside lock switch. Remove the key from the ignition switch.
  2. Insert and remove the key from the ignition key cylinder 3 times; this must be completed within 5 seconds.

Star the Programming Procedure. (Complete these steps within 40 seconds.)

  1. Close the driver’s door.
  2. Lock and unlock all doors 3 times by key or remote control.
  3. Open and close the driver’s door.
  4. Lock, then Unlock the driver’s door inside lock button 3 times.
  5. Open the driver’s door.
  6. THe system locks the door in 2 seconds; if this does not happen start over.
  7. Unlock the driver’s door knob.

Select the Operating Mode and Complete the Programming Procedure.

  1. Close then Open the driver’s door: 2 times = Passive Arming OFF; 3 times = Passive Arming ON, 0 Sec. Entry Delay; 4 times Passive Arming ON, 15 Sec. Entry Delay; 5 times = Passive Arming ON, 30 Sec. Entry Delay.
  2. Lock then Unlock the driver’s door inside lock button 1 time.
  3. The system locks the door in 2 seconds; if this does not happen, start over. Programming is now complete.

Well, well, well…

One: I am reminded of the definition of insanity.

Two: I don’t want to play a freakin’ game, I just want to set my alarm.

WTF Toyota? Can’t I just get a set button or something. geeze.

Oh and one other note, the car says Scion all over the damn place. I count at lest 6 off the top of my head. I feel like they are advertising, even though I already bought the car.

I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea here though, I love the car. I think the car is a great value for what I got and I trust it will run for a good long time.

Well I think that about wraps up this rant.

Scion / what moves me

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